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Do you have an oddball neighbor?

Posted on October 18, 2011 by admin| 21 Comments

The man next door put our dog up for sale in a hand written ad that he posted all over walmart. He put our address and telphone number on the cards and posted them in the pet aisle. Since then (3 days ago) I have gotten a lot of calls about the ad (our dog is not for sale). It ticked me off a little that he did that so I was thinking of listing his house or car for sale but that would be stooping to his level. We cannot leave the house without this seeing and/or hearing him cuss out his family members. We bought our house 3 years ago and this is “the” house..this is where we want to stay. Ignoring the “Klopecs” next door has become difficult. My husband is thinking some really good, and LOUD fireworks on the 4th. We are not in city limits and it is allowed out here. That was rotten what he did putting our dog up for sale. The dog isn’t mean, he just jumped our fence a few times and ran through the guys yard.
BTW we have apologized for our dog and try our best to keep him confined..but the response we get is a ‘grunt’ from this guy.

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just a little funny :] what do you think?

Posted on October 8, 2011 by admin| 24 Comments

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.” Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.” He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.”

“No, I wouldn’t,” he said.

She said, “I sell tampons.”

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.”

“That’s not what I’m laughing at,” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”

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Am I wrong to help my son financially?

Posted on October 7, 2011 by admin| 20 Comments

I am married to a man 18 years younger than me and my son is 4 years younger than him. My son is married and has two children 1 and 5, he also has a hard time keeping a job – but there has been much improvement in that area. He has been laid off due to lack of work and has to stay home to watch the kids during the day while his wife works and doesn’t have a lot of opportunity to look for a job. He has had several interviews but no offer yet. They need help with their utility bills and my husband resents me helping them, he thinks I am hurting them by helping them financially. He thinks they will never learn if I keep bailing them out. This is a big stress in my marriage what advice do you have for me?

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Hurry! It’s life threatening!?

Posted on September 25, 2011 by admin| 42 Comments

Just kidding! Anyways, would like to take this moment to ask the wonderful folk on Yahoo! Answers a fairly interesting question. I was born a young boy in a log cabin in Mississippi. At the power of three it will be equal to 9. You can’t always get what you want. It’s Kerner-Odgis, get it right! Push, push, PUSH! I think, therefore I am. The wheels on the bus go round and round. Data seems to go on and on in a non-distributive direction. London Bridge is falling down. Holy cancer! PUSH BABY PUSH! It’s Kerner-Odgis, when will you learn! My fair lady. Waaaaaa! I can. Weeeeeeeeee… Toileton. What is there to be when you can not be! Oh, yeah! Four score and…PULL!!! Oh man: This is my favorite part. Lemons in a sack. What are you having: a bowel movement or baby? Holy mother of Harriot Watson! This is, what it seems to be, eh? Oh why was it why oh why oh why oh why? Fairly repetitive, right? Oh man this is the bestest. Miss lucy had a steamboat! And my question is..woops no more room!
Okay, I got some more room so I am going to add my question. Isn’t this going to be so great. I have 1000 more characters so I can clearly state my question to you. As I said this is an interesting question. Very! You are really going to want to know this question. But really what is knowing anyway. You may know this. And you may know that. But what do you really know. What is there to know but that you must know. And is there anything that knows to know. I mean really! Okay, so on with the question. Yahoo! Answers is a great place to answer and ask questions. Very insightful, worthy of true dedication and appreciation. What a wonder. I think it should be like an 8th wonder of the world. Or do they except virtual landmarks… Well anyway, Yahoo! Answers takes the basic human prinicple, the quest for knowledge. It combines the knowledge of every human in the world to create sort of a database of human knowledge. Anways, my question, without further ado, given to you cleary, oh man!!!!!!
Pull it Miss Kerner-Odgis and then push it out again!
Read part II, where the question is revealed: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkN8vB4WOi8GcPr8E51UDz7sy6IX?qid=20060903065121AAMGGs0

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Hurry! It’s life threatening!?

Posted on September 25, 2011 by admin| 21 Comments

Just kidding! Anyways, would like to take this moment to ask the wonderful folk on Yahoo! Answers a fairly interesting question. I was born a young boy in a log cabin in Mississippi. At the power of three it will be equal to 9. You can’t always get what you want. It’s Kerner-Odgis, get it right! Push, push, PUSH! I think, therefore I am. The wheels on the bus go round and round. Data seems to go on and on in a non-distributive direction. London Bridge is falling down. Holy cancer! PUSH BABY PUSH! It’s Kerner-Odgis, when will you learn! My fair lady. Waaaaaa! I can. Weeeeeeeeee… Toileton. What is there to be when you can not be! Oh, yeah! Four score and…PULL!!! Oh man: This is my favorite part. Lemons in a sack. What are you having: a bowel movement or baby? Holy mother of Harriot Watson! This is, what it seems to be, eh? Oh why was it why oh why oh why oh why? Fairly repetitive, right? Oh man this is the bestest. Miss lucy had a steamboat! And my question is..woops no more room!
Okay, I got some more room so I am going to add my question. Isn’t this going to be so great. I have 1000 more characters so I can clearly state my question to you. As I said this is an interesting question. Very! You are really going to want to know this question. But really what is knowing anyway. You may know this. And you may know that. But what do you really know. What is there to know but that you must know. And is there anything that knows to know. I mean really! Okay, so on with the question. Yahoo! Answers is a great place to answer and ask questions. Very insightful, worthy of true dedication and appreciation. What a wonder. I think it should be like an 8th wonder of the world. Or do they except virtual landmarks… Well anyway, Yahoo! Answers takes the basic human prinicple, the quest for knowledge. It combines the knowledge of every human in the world to create sort of a database of human knowledge. Anways, my question, without further ado, given to you cleary, oh man!!!!!!

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