I really need help – I am so confused. First of all I have a cord for my cordless hammer but I cannot find the cord to my cordless phone. I called the Home Depot store and they keep hanging up on me when I ask them a question about putting a pot roast in the ovens at Circuit City next to the health club. I paid my dues but I have not signed the card or the contract yet but they let me in when I show up in my thong and cape and wrestling shoes. I ride a Harley through town like Big Ben without a helmet and usually smoking a Marlboro on my way to the garage sale at Bob Hope’s dogg walker’s place next to the soup can factory in Jersey City Ville Town. Why are you looking at me now? Are you always mean to those of us with high IQs.? You need to ask yourself a couple important questions first – like what is your favorite Michael Jackson album and would you go see the Bee Gees if they reunite for a tour in South America. That is what you got to think about man because people forget a